In exchange for a month's promise to be nice and keep my distance, I managed to get permission to write this, inclusive of pictures. ^^
I've gotta be honest, the Malaysian lads in my class are... well, eccentric to say the least. Which is why I just can't figure them out, at all! But in all their eccentricities, I find some little comfort in knowing that one and only one of them is daring enough to evoke my well-guarded wrath. His name is Azrina (names have been changed to protect identity).
Oh wait, Rasyidah is quite a nuisance too (but we'll save that story for another time). Today, it's all about Azrina the Evil~
This is his mugshot, which unfortunately doesn't do him much 'justice'.
My camera failed to capture that specific moment of vulnerability i was aiming for (useless camera!!). But do not despair people, for i will give you a somewhat accurate description of how he really looked like when this mugshot was taken:
It's probably not very apparent, but he was wearing an evil smirk that says "I'll get you for this Izyan". His eyes were red and swollen and very devil-like. He had tears streaming down his big puffy cheeks (oh you poor cry baby.. boohoohoo~), and his face was almost ready to explode (he claims it was from the spiciness of Paan's cooking but i honestly think it's just due to the simple law of Physics where if you put too much in - kaboom!! hehehe).
Now that, if you can imagine my friends, would have been a mugshot worth uploading. This, i'm sorry to say, is rather blehh! But anyways, this is what i have to work with, so here goes.
In many respects, Azrina is kinda normal. Just like your average Joe. But underneath all those layers of flesh (and fat??) lurks an evil too disturbing to reveal. I've tried on countless occasions to tame this unruly ball of evil with my power of goodness, but every time we meet it's just another new battle.
Take yesterday for example. All i wanted to do was snap a nice candid picture of him, but he actually shooed me away with a broom (So uncool!). Every time i pointed my lens his way, he gave me the middle finger (So so uncool!). He says "I'm sorry" in one breath, and then mutters "I actually don't know what i'm sorry for" in the other. (how can you get any more uncooler than that?)
Oh i can tell you more, but time is of the essence now, what with 2 psychiatry reports to write up before tomorrow's deadline. All i can say for the time being is that Azrina is a disturbing aberration from my happy, normal, and somewhat complacent life.
He is disturbing. Fullstop.
But hey, on the plus side, Azrin(a~) is actually kinda special too (you know, in that way special Olympics is special~). I've never uploaded anyone's mugshot on the internet before (but of course, i've never had any reason to) and I've never actually felt compelled to write about someone (twice!).
You should be proud, old buddy! 2 entries mean you've gotten on my nerves more times than most people i know. Congratulations =)
p/s: see, i told ya i'd be nice. (Consider this an open apology for my last entry about you - the one you still can't figure out. Man, you're CLUELESS!)